A Screenplay to Send to Acclaimed British Director Steve McQueen

I've decided to write a screenplay about human misery, so that critics will love me. The film is called A Pile of Dung and it's about a man with no arms and no legs and no tongue. He lies on top of a pile of dung in an alley. He's had his tongue cut out and his nose cut off and he just lies there and moans. I'm picturing Michael Fassbender for the role. It will be a short screenplay since the film is just the noseless, tongueless torso moaning on top of the pile of dung, but the film will be three hours long.